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Terms of Use

This policy is valid from 20th March 2016.

The reading of is of your own free will. If you do not accept these Terms and Conditions, you should cease the use of this website immediately.  If you do however want to read some stories and laugh at my expense, then I suggest you carry on.

I reserve the right to change any of these Terms and Conditions at any given time on this website. As you will soon find out my mind runs away with itself so it is rather possible that I might change somethings on here from time to time so I suggest you keep checking the Legal Stuff page just in case.  I really can be quite unpredictable and worry about the littlest of things.  If there is the slightest chance I end up in jail because you never checked back here I won’t be very happy as I’m looking for a boyfriend not to be somebodys bitch.

Even though I have worked very hard to provide you with up-to-date information (through complete google stalking and plenty of chocolate and crisps while re-writing some already published articles), I make no representation or warranties of any kind (expressed or implied) about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability of any information, products or services related to graphics contained on for any purpose.

I aim to provide you with accurate information at the time of publishing. This website is not about giving you tips or advice but I may at times offer my own personal advice on matters.  But seriously, would I be writing on a dating website about all my trials and tribulation then be in any kind of position to offer advice on dating (probably not).  Should you find any inaccurate information please contact me and I will try to change it as soon as I put my cup of tea down.  Should this be a spelling or grammar mistake I probably wouldn’t waste your time as it’s not really my best subject.  But I am trying.

Also can I take this opportunity to advise that the timeline of events may not run with the time of publishing. I have taken notes of my experiences over a long period of time and it is only now I have decided to blog them.

All characters appearing in this work are not fictitious and they probably do resemble someone you may know either living or dead. To save any embarrassment I have changed names and job descriptions of the subjects I maybe referring to.  Not to spare their blushes but more so in case they realise who I am and kick my ass.  So for that certain circumstances may have been changed.

The Copyright Policy

Unless otherwise noted, I am the legal copyright holder of all (written, multimedia and graphic) material on this website and it may not be used, reprinted, (partially) modified or published without my written consent. A link to must appear in all copies of any artwork or content, including articles and press releases.

Guest bloggers and other contributors to are responsible for their own submitted material on my website and have to ensure that their work complies with national and relevant foreign, comical laws.  The opinion expressed by any Third Parties are their own and do not represent the position or belief of  I am also not responsible-but very sorry- for any narrow minded, impolite or offensive comments by others on my website.  I will monitor these comments and if I deem them as inappropriate I will delete the comments as best I can.

Hold Harmless

All the information provided on this website is for general information and entertainment purposes only and is the expressed opinion of myself and not others.

I am not providing any medical, legal, professional, marriage guidance or dietary advice. But if you have any please contact me (especially on the diet advice).  If you need any advice on those matters I suggest you seek further help from a professional, google, your mother or your mate not obtain a referral to a competent professional.

Under no circumstances will I be liable for any loss or damage (including without limitation indirect or consequential loss or damage) or any loss or damage whatsoever arising from loss of data or profits arising out of or in connection with the use of this website.

I can not be held responsible for any offence taken and due to translation, interpretation or mistakes in grammar and/or punctuation of my website’s content.

Although I will try to keep running 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year, access to the site may be temporarily or permanently suspended and without notice at my own discretion, due to possible updates or technical issues beyond my control, such as my dogs deciding to use my laptop as their new dog toy.  I will not be liable if for any reason the website is unavailable at any time or for any period of time.  I will try to get the website back online as soon as possible.

Privacy Statement

Any personal and/or contact information provided to me will be kept private. You will not be spammed in anyway, which also means I will not send you a valentines or Christmas card, as most of my friends know I do not believe in cards they are a waste of money. (if you want to send me chocolates and flowers please feel free), I will not sell or disclose your information to any other companies.

I am not responsible for the privacy practices of any of my advertisers or blog commenters.

Reserve Rights

I reserve the right to change the focus of the website (like if I ever do get married and change it to – how to kill a husband in 80 days), to shut it down, to sell it, change the terms of use at my own discretion.

I also reserve the right to edit/delete any comments submitted to without notice due to comments deemed to be spam or questionable spam, comments including profanity, comments containing language or concepts deemed to be offensive, comments that attack a group or person individually, or comments from my mates with their own version of my embarrassing stories.  (I do accept virtual flowers and pats on the back so feel free to leave them).

Advertisers and Sponsors

I am not responsible for the actions of my advertisers or sponsors. If you purchase a product or service based upon a link from my website, you must take action with that company to resolve any issues, not

Any product, claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer, provider or party in question. Just because I find certain dating websites to have an array of eligible men does not mean you will too.

To help the website expand, to cover costs of running the website and for me to buy a new outfit for all these dodgy dates, some advertising and affiliate links maybe run on my website. Affiliate links earn me a small commission on any purchase made when visiting their website after clicking on one of these links.  I will do my absolute best to only provide you with information about products that I truly believe in.  All reviews on my website will be presented honestly and I will disclose whether I will be receiving any commissions or products for free.

Letter to the Editor

Any letters, e-mails, blog comments, responses on Social Media platforms such as Facebook, Pinterest, Instagram and Twitter, or questions written directly to me may be used to share with my blogging audience unless specifically requested otherwise. (Part of) these letter or emails, questions or other feedback maybe used in newsletters, blog posts, columns or up-and-coming books.  Big compliments will be framed and put on my fireplace at home.


Thank you so much for visiting my website I hope you enjoy the ride!